Compilation of Scandals

The Joker And The Joke

2007-03-12T22:43:00.000-07:00

Before we went to sleep.
ALVIN DA SEXAY
Robe Provided Hotel ( Not For Sale )

Trip To Taiwan

2007-03-12T10:14:00.000-07:00

Im Currently in taiwan. WAHAHA. Due to the climate, its pretty cooling over here. I arrived at 5.40 in taipei. Apparently it starts to get dark from 5.30pm onwards. The time here is the same and singapore's.
(A Picture Taken While I was In The Plane)

(A Picture Taken On The Highway)

(The Lift Is Damn Small, Trust Me.)
Fits Only 2 person and 2 luggage and it's full

(Our Illegal Den) My Bed's On The Right With The Laptop

Welcome To The Never-Ending Stretch Of Scooters
Its Called Scooter Street (Im Just Kidding, Really)

A Typical Taipei Street. Noob Friend In The Picture

Behold. The Smelliest Crap Ever Eaten. FERMENTED TOFU

( Fermentated Tofu) ALVIN FORCED ME INTO IT. Smells And Tastes Like The Toilet. Whole New Experience I Tell You. Hopefully My Mouth Doesn't Stink When I Return To Singapore.

Eating "Mee Sua" from a famous local eatery
There are no seats so everyone has to eat while
standing or sit on floor/steps

A Picture Of People Eating And the Eatery.

Me and my friend's supper + Breakfast
The donuts Tastes HEAVENLY i tell you
(Me and His Flavours Are Totally Different, Can Exchange)

XiMenTing, Taipei's Shopping District is just like the shopping in Bugis Village. Lots of shops and alleys you can walk in. Countless shops, just like a maze. I went there pretty late at night so didn't do much shopping. Will update with more pictures in the next entry.

The Red After The Jog

2007-02-24T10:29:00.000-08:00

you must be wondering where I'd blog at 2.30am in the morning. Its because today.. I've gone to the place i've always proudly proclaimed to be my house's backyard. The.. RED LIGHT DISTRICT (Only One alley Out Of the Few though).

I decided to visit the alley after my midnight jog (spur of the moment, not because im horny UNDERSTAND?). The Buildings look so run-down, like they'd collapse any minute. I looked for the Hint ( Red Lanterns, or so i've been told) that showed that it provided such.. bootylicious services.

The Girls either waited inside or stood outside. For brief moments i simply loved them when they called me "Handsome". Well. Quite true though (To Find The Puke Bin, Click On the X located on the top right corner of your internet Explorer).

But when they approached, i fled like a chicken chased by tigeress. If i didn't have any ego or reputation to uphold i'd be screaming down the alley as i ran.

Then i wondered, did age make the old men so desperate, or did their eyesight fail them. Darn it cause some of the callgirls (CallSeniorCitizen more like it) looked like even plastic surgery couldn't save them.

A fruitful trip i could say, maybe i'll travel to the further alley next time.
*Dreams* - ( As i walk down the alley, the ladies line themselves up and call me Handsome )
feels like king doesn't it.. and most importantly.. Its FREE. AHAHAHHAHA

That's about it. Till Next Time.

Daytime Madness

2007-01-14T07:17:00.000-08:00

Recent Clubbing nights have been really plain. nothing much happens as we're too engrossed in dancing for any scandalous events to appear.

so... we.. CREATE THEM.

Recently alvin introduced a shop to us. and now we seem to go there quite often.

Suspect : Park Jaewun Jon
Offence : Love Of Female Clothes
Punishment : Usually Ends Up Paying For Customer Service And Gst When We Eat

(He's Wearing My Beanie MINE, cause he says his hair looks like crap)

Suspect : Serena The Weapon
And Alvin The Popper
Offence : Flirting In LV shop

(Caught In Action, He's So Happy It Shows In The Picture)

Same Suspects. Having their meal together. Picture Perfect. Lights! Camera! Action!

That's about it for this post. tomorrow i'll post the pictures of the battle between Jon The Bboyer ( beaten-Up Boy) Versus Huiling The Ninja Turtle.

Shopping Spree, Buttery Morning - MOS 30-12-06

2007-01-02T10:01:00.000-08:00

We met at cine BK. And everyone was late.

(Hard Gay Jon)

(Me toying with Jon's Sunglasses)

(Acting Cool As Always. Zong. And No, He's Not Sleeping)

We then went shopping cause Lil Jon was itching to burn some cash

(Shopaholic In Action, Looks gay doesn't he)

Then we went to Food republic at Wisma Atria For Dinner

(Alvin The Gamer, Too Engrossed To Bother Posing)

Then we went to MOS to chilll and celebrate Keegan's birthday but him and his friends got drunk. ( "Lousy Drinkers!" - Echoes The Crowd)

Basically the night was alright, but its a small world afterall. Two girls Zhen Wei Wanted to hit on were Shirley's friends. ( "Why are they friends, now the situation has totally changed" - Quote from Zhen wei )

But most importantly...

Blooper Of The Night
From : Angel
Location : Killiney KoffeeShop
Damage : Butter

(Don't blame the butter,angel, blame the bread. HAHAHAHA)

After we were done eating we took cab and went home

But.. Once Again There's A Tokyo Drift Fanatic Behind The Wheel
The Mercedes Cab i took, the driver drove down CTE at 150 KM/HR. Felt like i was experiencing tokyo drift "LIVE". I know the car's good. but my life is better. Luckily the brakes were equally good. I reached my place darn quick, but left my stomach at the Koffeeshop.

Shall blog more tomorrow. Darn Spinnovex (tech fair). Must wear formal (grumble rumble,whine)

Warm-Up To The End Of The Year

2006-12-27T13:22:00.000-08:00

Just reached home. lazy to blog. just gonna do something short.

TAXI DRIVER. YOU'RE NOT A RACER. relax and drive slowly. you mounted the curb TWICE and you turn corners at the speed in which any faster the car would be drifting or doing barrel-rolls. you may have reached my place fast, but you left my stomach behind. not to mention an aching butt. (and first time i wore a seat belt on the trip home after clubbing)

Rainy December, Makes Singapore Slumber

2006-12-26T10:51:00.000-08:00

Rainy Day. Great Start

woke up early to go to poly for project. it was raining. nevermind.
after preparing and stuff. i took my umbrella and went out.

upon reaching ground floor, i think i landed on no man's land. branches breaking, rubbish bin spewing, wind blowing felt like i got stuck in a hurricane. Me, being a featherlight, felt like i'd lift off the ground any minute.

when i reach the point where it was open area, i opened my umbrella and.. BOOM. the umbrella flipped upwards like a skirt in heavy wind. the frame snapped and my umbrella.. declared dead upon opening. the frame just dangled in the wind like a branch hanging on.

with a sigh and a sneeze, i went back home to watch tv and have another round of breakfast.

then met zong at 6pm and we wondered around town like zombies with no aim in mind.
we had chicken rice first, but apparently rainy days make us hungry. we walked past sakae and zong mumbled about having sushi cravings so we went to sakae for sushi. he's an omelette freak i tell you. all he does is eat egg sushi. then i bought a gift then went esplanade chill.. then go home.

tonight's real chilly. the shower felt like a fridge. Enjoy your night people

Compositions for tonight

1) A cold cold night, as we sit side by side. sharing the warmth, we talk till the arrival of light

2) the thinking and the guessing, the pondering and the trying. everything seems to be failing

2006-12-25T10:05:00.000-08:00

Blogger's good for storing text stuff

here's my compostion for the night

She's the only one that mattered
her words are all i ever listened
i am truly and totally captivated
response from her i truly treasured
lost in her eyes i felt so pampered
everyday her attention i hungered
yet the chance has dissapeared

cool eh?
-worship me

The Drunk And Two Groups. The Clown And The Angered.

2006-12-25T06:38:00.000-08:00

As we had planned, zhenwei, andy and I met at The Heeren. We proceeded to have sushi at Suki Sushi at Cineleisure. Park met us at the sushi joint and after eating and chilling for a lil while. We went to Ministry Of Sound ( M.O.S ). We then walked to Barcode (pub) at boat quay to wish AliRoger happy birthday. We then had bought coffee and went back to MOS to meet zhenwei's friend to sign him in. On the way back, there was this Guinness Draught promotion and everyone had a sample. Andy hates beer and it was park's first time having beer, so their expression were quite contorted.

We then got our chops and went in. The club was fairly packed by the time we got in.
The scandal of the night, has nothing to do in the club (So im not gone go on and on about what happened in the club).

The Scandal

(Left - Shirley in one of the moments she's awake ; Right - Alex who couldn't make it. The guy in the middle is a hunk. Worship him. Tell me anything else and I'll pulp you.)

A friend of ours, Shirley was at Kandi Bar with her secondary School friends.
She got drunk at the bar, so we decided to go over to check her out.

And this is who we saw

Shirley In Drunken Stupor! (Thanks Zong, Pictures contributed by him)
(In her current state she'd Out-lame any kid)

We tried to get her to go to the club with us, but her sentences and words were contradicting each other.
E.G : "I want to go to the club.. But I want to stay here and accompany my fwens" (yes fwens as how she said it)

As both groups were offering to take care of her, we decided to leave her with her secondary school friends.
We told the guy looking after her to inform us when they were leaving. We then proceeded to go Mac and chill for a while.

After Mac, we went back to check again and there she was. Still happily drunk and wobbling like jelly. Without support she'd roll right off the seat.

We went back to the Club and continued dancing. Moments later we received an sms saying they were leaving so we went to Kandi Bar to look for them. But they were gone when we had arrived. We called the guy and found out they were on the bus but only the guy was with Shirley alone so we got worried. We tried to get them to come back but apparently there was a communication breakdown. English became singlish, Sentences became phrases and words replaced with vulgarities. Tempers flaring , threats flying.

But conclusion
They weren't going to come back. So.. No brawl. If they did, it'd get real physical... (probably)

But at least there's the priceless photos of the drunk lil girl.

- Out Of Control. Chaos Manifold.

My Birthday Bash

2006-12-23T12:33:00.000-08:00

(Group photo. Red-Faced Me)

The wait lasted a year. and its finally my 19th birthday.
Took awhile before everyone arrived. And the party truly began from then.

The Standard procedure. Picture of the three musketeers. We proceeded to do freezes and footwork, which i failed terribly due to lack of coordination of my limbs.

(The girls are simply going crazy over the photographer. They can't stop gushing about how hot he is.)

The girls, real cunning. plied me with 4 tequila shots, after i took after downing my flaming lambo. Anything else done after that was totally high. people walked. i pranced around.

Overall it was quite a normal night, except the fact that i had a headache after so much alcohol. The world spun before me

(Other Drunk Pictures Still Pending, My Reputation/Image At Stake)

The Beginning

2006-12-21T20:42:00.000-08:00

The first post of the many scandalous things to come.