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Saturday, February 24, 2007
you must be wondering where I'd blog at 2.30am in the morning. Its because today.. I've gone to the place i've always proudly proclaimed to be my house's backyard. The.. RED LIGHT DISTRICT (Only One alley Out Of the Few though).
I decided to visit the alley after my midnight jog (spur of the moment, not because im horny UNDERSTAND?). The Buildings look so run-down, like they'd collapse any minute. I looked for the Hint ( Red Lanterns, or so i've been told) that showed that it provided such.. bootylicious services.
The Girls either waited inside or stood outside. For brief moments i simply loved them when they called me "Handsome". Well. Quite true though (To Find The Puke Bin, Click On the X located on the top right corner of your internet Explorer).
But when they approached, i fled like a chicken chased by tigeress. If i didn't have any ego or reputation to uphold i'd be screaming down the alley as i ran.
Then i wondered, did age make the old men so desperate, or did their eyesight fail them. Darn it cause some of the callgirls (CallSeniorCitizen more like it) looked like even plastic surgery couldn't save them.
A fruitful trip i could say, maybe i'll travel to the further alley next time.
*Dreams* - ( As i walk down the alley, the ladies line themselves up and call me Handsome )
feels like king doesn't it.. and most importantly.. Its FREE. AHAHAHHAHA
That's about it. Till Next Time.
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